Saw this on a glass at a friends house and thought it was funny,
enjoy
The Drinkers Prayer
Our Lager, which cometh in bottles,
hallowed be thy flavour.
Beer will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
at home, as I am in bars.
Give us each day our recommended allowance
and forgive us our extras,
As we forgive those, who don't fill our glass up.
And lead us not into drink mixing,
and keep us from hangovers.
For mine is the cider,
the shots and the lager,
forever and ever,
Barmen.