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Postby wendy » 27 Apr 2015, 15:05

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm
for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE


The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . .

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... even shorten your life.


So be yourself and enjoy life!

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and just cover your own!!!

You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
x90m
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Re: The Pastor's Ass…

Postby annie » 27 Apr 2015, 16:18

good advice!!
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Postby Rosalind » 28 Apr 2015, 18:16

Very true do877 .
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Postby JaneJ » 29 Apr 2015, 08:29

do877
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