Pharmacy

[Rosalind]

Marie Boudreaux went into the pharmacy, walks right up to the pharmacist, looked straight ito his eyes and said "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "Why in the world would you need cyanide?" Marie replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist eyes got bid and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! Marie reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied. "Well now, That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[wendy]

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[annie]

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