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I Could Pee On This

Postby Misspears » 19 Feb 2015, 12:10

I Could Pee on This

Her new sweater doesn’t smell of me
I could pee on that
She’s gone out for the day and
left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that
Her new boyfriend just pushed
my head away
I could pee on him
She’s ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee everywhere
She’s making up for it
by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this
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Re: I Could Pee On This

Postby wendy » 19 Feb 2015, 12:23

is this for a dog?

sounds like it do877
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Re: I Could Pee On This

Postby chenrezig » 19 Feb 2015, 15:10

Sounds more like a cat to me .. one of my neighbours cats got in the flat a while back and it was the one thing I was worried about if I tried to shoo it out, so I got her to come and and get it lol
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Re: I Could Pee On This

Postby JaneJ » 19 Feb 2015, 17:43

do877 do877
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Re: I Could Pee On This

Postby annie » 19 Feb 2015, 21:44

do877 do877
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Re: I Could Pee On This

Postby Rosalind » 19 Feb 2015, 22:23

do877 do877
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