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Postby annie » 30 Jan 2015, 18:25

Recently at Christmas I decided to go to the mixed religion seminar for the first time.

I sat down and then the Catholic Priest came up to me, laid his hands on my head and said
"By the will of God the Almighty and Jesus Christ, you will walk today".
I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then came the Pentecostal minister and laid his hands on me and said
“By the will of God the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

Then came the Muslim Imam and laid his hands on me and said
“By the will of Allah the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

Then came the Buddhist monk and laid his hands on me and said
“By the will of Buddha, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers and sermons, I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen.
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