You would have laughed at me tonight,
As I was trying to run my bath, there was the biggest spider, I have seen for a long time.
It was massive.
I have a spider catcher so I went and got it, but the spider did not want to go inside.
I found myself saying, now come on don't be silly, as I was nearly being sick from trying to save such a big spider.
Eventually I got it and put it outside.
But whatever next, talking to spiders.