Quattro

[annie]

>              Five  Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
>              Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala
>              to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
>
> "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks theGerman driver.
>
> "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
>
> "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
>
> "You  canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law."
>
>
> The German driver replies angrily, "You  idiot! Call your supervisor
>  over. I vant to speak to someone viz more  intelligence!"
>
>
> "Sorry"  responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a
>              2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[Rosalind]

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