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It Hurts

Postby Misspears » 04 Jul 2014, 13:46

It Hurts
            I'm sure you can't imagine
            it's as simple as can be
            the place is very private
            the players are he and she

            She whispers softly it will hurt
            of course not he replied
            It's just a simple proscess
            lay back and close your eyes

            She say's I'm rather frightned
            I've never done this before
            He wanted to continue
            it won't hurt much more

            It's getting rather painfull
            as tears come to her eyes
            it's hurting something awful
            it must be quite a size

            Calm yourself my darling
            the pleasure refolds your sin
            Now open slightly
            so I can fit more in

            Suddenly with a jerk
            she gave a shout
            Now that it's all over with
            He slowly pulled it out

            *Now if you read this carefully
              you will find
              it's not what you think
              it's just your dirty mind

              It is just a visit to the dentist!!!

              Sent by Tamara
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Re: It Hurts

Postby Rosalind » 04 Jul 2014, 15:31

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Re: It Hurts

Postby wendy » 04 Jul 2014, 15:50

she has a very friendly dentist then, lol, mine does not call me darling.
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Re: It Hurts

Postby annie » 04 Jul 2014, 17:57

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Re: It Hurts

Postby JaneJ » 04 Jul 2014, 18:10

Surprisingly it seems I have a mucky mind!!!

Who knew!

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