Get In Line

[Misspears]

One fall day, Dave was raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog and then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Dave ran up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

"My wife", the man replied.

"I'm sorry", replied Dave. "What happened to her?"

"My dog bit her and she died".

Dave then asked the man who was in the second hearse.

The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well".

"Can I borrow the dog?" says Dave.

"Get in line," replied the man

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