Memory Lke A Sieve

[Misspears]

Memory Like a Sieve
Memory like a Sieve

Are you like me and do your friends forgive
The fact you have a memory like a sieve
They tell you things like times to meet
Your always late they stand in the street

They think its senility your getting old
Cause you forget no matter how often you’re told
You find yourself daydreaming thinking of nought
Just can’t hold a message just can’t keep a thought

You wake up each morning with something to do
You just about remember to go to loo
You start boiling an egg and then switch on the telly
It burns to the pan my god is it smelly

Just like I did with this rhyme, it was started of yore
I suddenly found it again one day it was lying on the floor
I should have finished it before, but please forgive my blunder
You see I have a memory not like a sieve more like a colander

[annie]

oh dear Ann, have you been watching me?

[Rosalind]

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