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Postby annie » 13 Jan 2014, 10:02

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.” 

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
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Re: The Haircut

Postby wendy » 13 Jan 2014, 11:35

I must be a bit thick, as I cant make this out.
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Re: The Haircut

Postby annie » 13 Jan 2014, 13:18

Sorry Wendy.I missedoff the punch line!!!!!

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.” 

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

Dad replies

“Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”
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Re: The Haircut

Postby wendy » 13 Jan 2014, 13:39

I will leave it, because this is what makes us special, we try and do our best.................... and it made me laugh

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Re: The Haircut

Postby annie » 13 Jan 2014, 14:34

I am a klutz!!!!!
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Postby Misspears » 13 Jan 2014, 15:00

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Postby daisy » 13 Jan 2014, 16:09

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