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Postby annie » 28 Jan 2015, 09:44

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A bloke goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the bloke said.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank and he said,
"I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my
face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a
pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a
pain killer."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth out."
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Re: Lady Dentist

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