Pickle Slicer

[annie]

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years
he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable
to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory
psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised
Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any
peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary,
became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mickey
tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and
did it, and he was immediately fired.
Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked
down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact
penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about
the pickle slicer?"
Mickey replied, "I think she got fired, too."

[Rosalind]

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