Confession

[annie]

> An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
>
> 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last
> confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'
>
> The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three
> hail Marys
> Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional.
> 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had
> sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.'
>
> This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?'
> 'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.
> 'Very well,' sighed the priest.. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
>
> At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon,
> a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the
> sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she
> slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the
> priest.
> Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching,
> shiny emerald-green shoes.
>
> The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress
> and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart,
> but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
>
> The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
> 'Is that Fanny Green?'
> The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to
> calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from
> her shoes'.

[wendy]

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