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Posted: 08 Nov 2014, 16:42Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Why is it you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets
Why, if people evolved from apes are there still apes
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Why is it you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in summer when we complained about the heat
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets
Why, if people evolved from apes are there still apes