Church notice

[annie]

Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Southern Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road.

One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says,

 

"THE END IS  NEAR.

TURN  YOURSELF AROUND NOW,

BEFORE IT IS  TOO LATE."


As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and  yells,

"Leave people alone, you  religious nutters. We don't need your lectures."

From around the  next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.


 
Shaking his head, Father Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa,"  Sean agrees, then adds, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say "BRIDGE  CLOSED"?

[Rosalind]

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