Sick leave

[annie]

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)


She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

[wendy]

Annie, I thought this was you.  scaring me to death  ju098 ju098 ju098 ju098

[maureenho]

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[Misspears]

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[mumxtwo]

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[Jeanne]

I love the punch line. x Jeanne

[daisy]

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