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A smile for the day

Postby mumxtwo » 30 Oct 2013, 08:58

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking ...... then I saw her face, now I'm a believer!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of redhead matches.
His little face lit up when he tried to walk. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.
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Re: A smile for the day

Postby JaneJ » 30 Oct 2013, 09:58

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I want a warning on your posts! My tea went up my nose again!!!

Dangerous to have a cuppa and talk to you lot!!!!  sp0
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Re: A smile for the day

Postby Misspears » 30 Oct 2013, 11:54

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Re: A smile for the day

Postby annie » 30 Oct 2013, 13:08

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Re: A smile for the day

Postby daisy » 30 Oct 2013, 16:24

sp0  A smile for the day - I needed that, thank you xx  sp0
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