Jokes for the weekend

[Misspears]

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of new car.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so.

[annie]

do877 do877

[wendy]

sp0 sp0

[Rosalind]

452 452 452