Drunk

[annie]

Jack
> wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
> company's Christmas  Party. Jack is not normally a
> drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
>  like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got
> home from the  party. As
>  bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
> something  wrong.
>
Jack
> had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
> he sees is  a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> water on the side table
>  and,  next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up
> and sees his clothing  in front of him, all clean and
> pressed. He
>  looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
> order,spotlessly  clean.
>
> So is the rest of the house. He
>  takes the aspirins, cringes
>
> When he sees a huge black eye
> staring back
>  at him in the
>
> Bathroom mirror.
>
Then
> he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
> written in red  with little hearts on it and a
> kiss  mark from his wife in
> lipstick:
>
> "Honey,
> breakfast is on the stove,
> I left early to get groceries to  make
>You your favourite dinner tonight.
> I love you,  darling!
> Love, Jillian"
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure  enough, there is
> hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
> newspaper. His
>  16 year old son is also at the table, eating.
>
> Jack  asks, "Son... What
>  happened last night?"
>
"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., pissed  out of
> your mind, you fell over the coffee table and broke it,
> and  then you puked in the hallway, and got that black
> eye when you ran  into the door. All in all, one hell
> of a performance Dad."
>
Confused,  he asked his son, "So, why is
> everything in such perfect order and so
> clean? I
>  have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
> for  me??"
>
Son says, "Oh THAT... Mum dragged you to
> the  bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers
> off, you  screamed....
>
> "Leave  me alone, I'm
> married!!"
> Broken  Coffee Table £239.99
>
> Hot Breakfast £4.20
>
> Two Aspirins  £0.38
>
> Saying the right thing,
> at the right time. .
> PRICELESS