Mick and Paddy

[annie]

Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub
Mick says to Paddy, ' I can't be bothered to walk all dat way.'
'I know,' says Paddy, ‘but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last Bus home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests.
They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while He keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, ‘ Paddy, what are you doing?  Have you not found one yet?'
Paddy shouts back, 'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh you eeejit!! take a No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.

[Rosalind]

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