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2 Nuns in USA

Postby annie » 24 Feb 2014, 15:35

Two Irish nuns have just  arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat 
dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if  we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push  cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,"  and they both walk towards the hot dog
cart. 

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very  pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited,
the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother  superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush,and then, after staring
at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in a soft brogue  whispers:

"What part did you get?"
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Re: 2 Nuns in USA

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Re: 2 Nuns in USA

Postby chenrezig » 24 Feb 2014, 17:42

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I went to Morrisons today to get some shopping and I had hot dog n fries in the restaurant - don't think I feel so good now !!!!
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Postby JaneJ » 24 Feb 2014, 18:28

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