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Postby annie » 19 May 2016, 10:32

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.


Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";


In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.";


On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place.";


On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed.";


On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";


At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout.";


On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.";


In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate
action.";


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.";


At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";


Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.";


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";


At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.";


In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.";


At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.";


In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.";


And the best one for last.;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Re: Signs

Postby Rosalind » 19 May 2016, 16:31

do877 do877
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Re: Signs

Postby wendy » 19 May 2016, 17:14

Terrific, I laughed so much.
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