Never argue with a woman
Posted: 14 Jan 2016, 08:48One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent
Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')
‘You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!’
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.'
‘If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
‘But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent
Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')
‘You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!’
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.'
‘If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
‘But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left