Wedding for older people
Posted: 23 Apr 2015, 11:24Arthur, age 92 and Emily, age 89, are excited about their
decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they
pass a Chemist.
Arthur suggests they go in.
Arthur addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
Owner?"
The Pharmacist answers: "Yes."
Arthur: "We're about to get married. Do you sell Heart
Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Arthur: "How about Medicine for Circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Arthur: "Medicine for Rheumatism, Scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Arthur: "Medicine for Memory Problems, Arthritis, Jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety ....the works!"
Arthur: "What about Vitamins, Sleeping Pills, Antidotes for
Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Arthur: "You sell Wheelchairs and Walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there
something I can help you with?"
Arthur says to the Pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store
as our Bridal Gift Shop."
decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they
pass a Chemist.
Arthur suggests they go in.
Arthur addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
Owner?"
The Pharmacist answers: "Yes."
Arthur: "We're about to get married. Do you sell Heart
Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Arthur: "How about Medicine for Circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Arthur: "Medicine for Rheumatism, Scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Arthur: "Medicine for Memory Problems, Arthritis, Jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety ....the works!"
Arthur: "What about Vitamins, Sleeping Pills, Antidotes for
Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Arthur: "You sell Wheelchairs and Walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there
something I can help you with?"
Arthur says to the Pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store
as our Bridal Gift Shop."