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• A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
• She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
• She immediately moved to another seat.
• This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
• The man seemed more amused.
• When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
• She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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• The case came up in court.
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• The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
• What he had to say for himself.
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• The man replied,
• 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
• When the lady got on the bus,
• I couldn't help but notice her condition.
• She sat down under a sign that said,
• 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned..
• Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
• 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
• Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
• 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
• But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
• And sat under a sign that said,
• 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
• ... I just lost it.'
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• 'CASE DISMISSED!!'