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Life After

Postby Misspears » 08 Jan 2015, 14:34

Life After Marriage

Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'Funny Clean Jokes

Then Jessica burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Jessica!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
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Re: Life After

Postby JaneJ » 08 Jan 2015, 15:27

What rude words!!! i could hardly believe my eyes!!! do877 do877 do877 do877 do877
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Postby annie » 08 Jan 2015, 17:38

do877 do877 do877
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Postby Rosalind » 08 Jan 2015, 18:35

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