Found A dead Cat

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Found A dead Cat

Postby Misspears » 27 Mar 2014, 16:12

FOUND A DEAD CAT
A Junior School pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
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Re: Found A dead Cat

Postby Rosalind » 27 Mar 2014, 17:06

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Re: Found A dead Cat

Postby chenrezig » 27 Mar 2014, 17:14

First thought when I saw the header was awwwwhh, poor thing n poor you ..... and poor owner whoever they were !  sp0 sp0 sp0 sp0
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Re: Found A dead Cat

Postby annie » 27 Mar 2014, 17:22

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