WHAT IS YOUR WORSE PRESENT RECEIVED - ANYTIME

My worse present ever received was years ago, when I first started going out with someone. He brought me an enormous present in a carrier bag. I was so excited, I took it out, it was wrapped in newspaper, I tore the newspaper off and there was ........ a bunch of bananas! he didn't last long!
I had a friend and her husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday, she said a rubber plant. He went out to buy it, she was so excited and got a pot ready for it. He was ages, she was getting worried. When he came back, he was all hot and bothered. He said he had searched all of the shops and couldn't get a plant made of rubber, so had to buy a plastic one instead ....... I still laugh about this now. x Jeanne
I had a friend and her husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday, she said a rubber plant. He went out to buy it, she was so excited and got a pot ready for it. He was ages, she was getting worried. When he came back, he was all hot and bothered. He said he had searched all of the shops and couldn't get a plant made of rubber, so had to buy a plastic one instead ....... I still laugh about this now. x Jeanne