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Carers Chill4us | Carers message board Fighting back against carers isolation 2014-07-10T19:03:12+00:00 https://www.chill4uscarers.co.uk/forums/feed.php?f=110&t=48310 2014-07-10T19:03:12+00:00 2014-07-10T19:03:12+00:00 https://www.chill4uscarers.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=48310&p=311612#p311612 <![CDATA[Re: Urine sample]]> Statistics: Posted by Rosalind — 10 Jul 2014, 19:03

]]> 2014-07-10T15:35:27+00:00 2014-07-10T15:35:27+00:00 https://www.chill4uscarers.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=48310&p=311601#p311601 <![CDATA[Re: Urine sample]]> Statistics: Posted by Misspears — 10 Jul 2014, 15:35

]]> 2014-07-10T12:31:09+00:00 2014-07-10T12:31:09+00:00 https://www.chill4uscarers.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=48310&p=311595#p311595 <![CDATA[Re: Urine sample]]> Statistics: Posted by JaneJ — 10 Jul 2014, 12:31

]]> 2014-07-10T07:17:28+00:00 2014-07-10T07:17:28+00:00 https://www.chill4uscarers.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=48310&p=311587#p311587 <![CDATA[Urine sample]]> There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice...
"And how are we doing this morning?"

Or... "Are we ready for a bath?"
Or... "Are we hungry?"
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray
and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later,
picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said...
‘My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying...
"Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!"



The nurse fainted... I just smiled!

Statistics: Posted by annie — 10 Jul 2014, 07:17

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