Confucius say...

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Confucius Say.

It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say.

Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy

Confucius Say.

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
does not know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say.

A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say.

Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.

Confucius Say.

Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say. A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.

[JaneJ]

Think the last one applies to me!!!

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