Who will get the job?
Posted: 05 Feb 2016, 11:21At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said: 'It's a Muscat , three years old, grow n on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade, but acceptable.'
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass....
This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees.
Requires three more years for finest results'
"Correct."
A third glass...
"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said: 'It's a Muscat , three years old, grow n on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade, but acceptable.'
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass....
This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees.
Requires three more years for finest results'
"Correct."
A third glass...
"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."